"The Ultimate Male" Chris Del Rio


Height: 6' 3"

Weight: 235 pounds

Birthdate: July 3, 1971

Hometown: Winter: Tampa, FL
                   Summer: Cinncinnati, OH

Favorite Arena: Hates all arenas

Setup Move: Michinoku Driver

Finishing Move: "The Quickie" (Reverse DDT)

Manager: Blake Studwell

Wrestler History: Chris Del Rio began wrestling only about one year ago in the Rampage Wrestling Association. He along with his partner "The Ladies Choice" Preston Priestly, formed a team called The Players Club. Although brought in as a tag team wrestler, Del Rio was a very sucessful singles wrestler as well. He beat Cerebrus, in only his second singles match, to become RWA Television Champion. After holding the title for a couple of weeks, he lost it to 40 oz. Jones. The league soon after folded!
        After the RWA folded, Del Rio, and Priestly signed with Southern Championship Wrestling where as a team they were undefeated, but only in three bouts. After not being contacted for about a month or so, The Players Club left the SCW.
        After that stint, Del Rio decided that he was going to become a singles wrestler. He entered the USCW, and in two weeks became the USCW World Champion. Two nights after he won the World Title, he along with Holliewood Blondie, became the US Tag Team Champions. After a sucessful title defense one night, Del Rio attacked Blondie, and pronounced that
the US Titles were vacant! Holliewood Blondie quit the league a week later. After losing the World Title to The Country Pimp, Del Rio told the president of the league he would be taking a leave of absense. When he returned, the USCW had shut down.
        Finally, "The Ultimate Male" found a league that stayed open year round...the UFW. He is a member of The Pain Crew along with JR Kidd, and Screaming Drillbit. Even though he has never won a title in his UFW career, he beat UFW World Champion, Bloody Boy Mike in a non-title match, and is along with Phoenix X, Jeremy "24 Karat" Gold, JR Kidd, and
Jackass McGee, the cornerstones of the federation. Still active in this fed.
        Upon entering the AICW, "The Ultimate Male" also began wrestling in the EUWC with names such as Don Hall, Stealth, YAHOO, Hical, and "The Russian Bear" Dan Sokolov. So far he is undefeated in the EUWC, and is the current #1 contender for the US Title currently held by Stephon Kardell.

Overall Records: Singles:22-13, although 35-0 in his mind! Tag: 6-0

Wrestler Profile: Chris Del Rio is arrogant, cocky, and full of himself...but he is also a sound ring technician, and master of drawing heat. Although said by many to be strictly a technical wrestler, Del Rio also uses many aerial, and power attacks to create a diverse style in the ring. What makes Del Rio so dangerous is that he will also use underhanded tactics to win matches. His interviews are used solely to tell people how great he thinks he is, and how unworthy people are of his presence. I'm pretty sure he holds a UFW record, for being attacked by six diffrent wrestlers in the same match.

Theme Song: "I Want Your Sex" by George Michael...also has used "Back Door Man" by The Doors

AICW 20 Random Questions: AKA "THE ACID TEST"
 
What would you do if you met OJ Simpson in a dark alley? First off, you would never catch someone of my ability and class, hanging out in some alley with the scum of the earth. Secondly, me and Mr. Simpson have met before...in fact I played golf with him over the summer on several occassions.
Who/what has been your biggest influence? The biggest influence has got to be my superior, unmatched, athletic ability, and good looks that has carried me to superstardom in everything I do.
What is the worst thing that happened to you in your youth? My parents made me do volunteer work at a homeless shelter...Ugh, next question please!
What is the worst pain you ever felt in your life? (physical/emotional) The worst emotional pain I ever felt in my life was when I finally realized that I would never meet a women, worthy of spending the rest of my life with. But now, I realize it was the best thing that ever happened to me...because I can have all the women I want, anytime I want. Physically, it happened in the UFW...when I was attempting my patented guillotine legdrop, and a wresler by the name Gran Coqui put a chair right between my legs. It hurts me just to talk about it. 
If you could meet one person, at any point in history, who would it be? What would you say to them? God.  I would congratulate him, on finally making "The Ultimate Male"...me!
Boxers or briefs? Boxers
What is the greatest thing you've ever achieved? It WILL be when I become the AICW World Champion! Until then it has to be holding two titles at the same time in the USCW.
What are your favorite and least favorite foods? I can't stand any food that isn't specially made by my personal butler. Just the thought of some inferior human being putting their greasy, stinkin' hands on my food, makes me sick. 
Favorite musicians/songs? My favorite musicians has got to be The Doors. But I like all music...except country! 
Favorite movie? Scarface, or them classic 80's movies like Porky's, and Caddyshack!
If you had one wish, what would it be? I wish I could create a clone of me, so I could find out how big of a thrill it is to know me! 
Where do you see yourself in 10/20/50 years? In ten years I see myself leaving the sport of wrestling, and going down as the greatest wrestler of all-time. I also see myself as being the voted the sexiest man alive! Twenty years...probably in the middle of a very sucessful transition from wrestling to acting. Let's face it, I have too much talent and charisma to be kept off television! In fifety years, maybe I'll make a wrestling comeback just to prove that I am still the 
greatest athlete in the world...no matter how old I am!
If you went to McDonalds and found a rat in your burger, what would you do? I wouldn't stoop to that low of a level to eat at McDonalds. 
Anyway, does it look like I put fast food in this ravishing body?
What would you do if someone broke into your home? It would never happen! That's why I hired Blake! I'm like the president...I know that everyone goes crazy when I'm in town...so I always have the finest guards in the world protect my things.
If you weren't wrestling in the AICW, what would you be doing? I would either be acting or modeling.
Worst job you ever had? It would have to be to El Presidente in the USCW...he had no talent...oh...you mean like work? I never needed a job...I've always gotten what I wanted. Does that homeless shelter volunteer work count, or is that considered pure hell! 
Assuming there is a God, what will you say to him when you die? I would tell him that he has done an excellent job as interim ruler of the world...then I would take over the position that I rightfully deserve!
What do you always keep in your fridge? I don't know, ask my butler!
What do you look for in a mate? T, and A! She also has to be beautiful and quiet!
If you could freeze all time and motion, what three things would you do? If I could do that I would sit in front of a mirror, and have a 
conversation with the only man on the planet with as much class, charm, and looks as myself. I would also rid the world of all street filth, including The Eccentric Offender. And most importantly...i would beat the holy hell outta that straight arrow f@g, Byron Brady. The pleasure was all yours!